da Vinci Code

Hella great book. You ing Christian wankers need to go get head from your mom.

Die ing christian s!!!

by Militant Liberal March 19, 2005

da Vinci Code'd

slang term meaning to reveal a hidden or unknown truth, though the term may be used sarcastically, being used when something obvious is stated.

derived from the Dan Brown novel, The Da Vinci Code, where an anti-Christian organization is brought to light.

Bob: The sky is blue.
Dan: You just got da Vinci code'd!

by pilaman! July 15, 2008

Da Vinci Smile

A smile that says, "I know something you don't". The Mona Lisa's smile.

When the students asked the teacher if there were a lot of questions on the test, all she did was give them a Da Vinci Smile.

by Phrase Maker February 29, 2012

Da Vinci Load

Ejaculate that is deposited in or on a Christian pastor, priest, deacon, saint, usher, choir singer, Bible scholar, Sunday school teacher, bishop, cardinal, pope, nun, or worship leader.

I really shouldn't be fucking my pastor, but I love shooting my Da Vinci Load all over his face.

by Horny4Christ May 23, 2021

Da Vinci Syndrome

This term's origin is dating back to when people started to read the Da Vinci Code but it has extended even more to cover anything remotely deep and/or philosophical that someone says they apparently get and they are better than you for that exact reason.

Person A: So I just finished the Da Vinci Code.
Person B: Really? I've heard interesting things about it.
Person A: More than likely things you wouldn't ever be able to remotely fathom, mortal.
Person C: Wow, talk about Da Vinci Syndrome.

by premeditated93 November 19, 2010

Da Vinci Academy

An insane asylum for smart people

Yup she definitely goes to Da Vinci Academy.

Oh yeah heard it’s amazing !
So true!

by idbdirjejrnr April 23, 2018

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018