d.t.s.o.m.f.

down to sit on my face

me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?

by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011

J.M.D.O.

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."

Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.

by honkersale May 17, 2009

H.O.M.D

it's an acronym it stands for Hop Off My Dick.

why didnt you get her number?

H.O.M.D!!

by acronym queen November 3, 2009

M.O.D.

An 80's Hardcore band. M.O.D. was short for Method of Destruction.

Remember M.O.D.? I think they used to be a funny band.

by BillG July 20, 2005

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

by anonymous April 3, 2021

l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick

Guy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick (l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d)
Girl: I’m so down 🤭

by hellokitee November 30, 2022

n i g g a m o d e

this happens when a black person gets mad and cussed the fuck out of you (btw this is a joke im black and im writing this)

bruh im bouta to go n i g g a m o d e on ya

by ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) May 27, 2020