Cybersecurity

The illusion of preventing human mistakes by technical means

User1: "Hey Bob, the Cybersecurity department said we need to change our passwords today. I have run out of names to use."
User2: "Damn. I still have one left. Hang on, let me write it down on this post-it just in case."

by #rm -rf November 16, 2016

Cybernetic

A field of study involving control systems.

The cybernetic arm will enhance the life of people who have lost their natural one.

by Slippery_Fox_System March 13, 2004

Cybershit

The act of using electronic devices while defecating.

Co-worker Rashid: Man you were in the bathroom a long time this morning. What were you doing?

Co-worker Brian: Yea that was at least a 15 minute cybershit because the wifi reception in the crapper is terrible and I needed to generate a meme about the stupid shit you said in the team meeting.

by BigB August 16, 2014

cybersex

Cybersex is when 2 people get online usually in a chat room and pretend to fuck one another

Chelz: I wanna feel your rock hard dick in my wet pussy
big-johnson: I want to fuck u so hard, ur pussy will split open
Chelz: I wanna feel u inside me u horny bastard
big-johnson- i wanna fuck you all night long..FUCKING FUCK UR FUCKING LIL PUSSY
Chelz: my pussy is all wet..fuck me harder!!
big-johnson: iam gonna give no mercy to u lil hoe..just gonna fuck u soooo hard, tie ya up and fucking rock the bed u hoe

by -loved- June 28, 2005

cybersex

she (potentially he) types: ..and i begin down your legs.
he types:..and i caress your boobs.

WILLLICKU: hey baby wana cyber
dontcallmenikki: uh. wtf.

by dontcallmenikki October 27, 2003

cybersex

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past

He is the ghost of christmas past, and he is here to show you what christman was like.
alright.

1. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO.

2. The toys were also deficated upon because they were so STUPID.

3. I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying. And he does not wear a shirt.

by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004