cyberspammer 

Those individuals who are responsible for most of the unwanted spam advertising on the Internet that comes in the form of unwelcome, usually prohibited ads placed in inappropriate places in order to promote websites and products. Often some form of criminal.

"I deleted 300 porn ads that some idiot posted all over the online diary system today. Damn cyberspammers!"

cyberspammer by lloyd.frombriz October 20, 2008

Cybercompost 

A stupid MOFO, who asks peopl to 'shorten their sigs'. OMG OUR FUKEN SIGS ARE TOO BIG OH NO!

Cybercompost stupidly asked Dante to change his sig.

Cybercompost by DanteFury July 9, 2003

cybersquatter 

n: a person who surfs the internet while taking a dump, usually taking longer than needed; v: to cybersquat

Billy, you've been on the pot for over 30 minutes with that 'puter! Your baby sister needs to use the restroom! Quit being a cybersquatter, and git yur chores done!

cybersquatter by eltanko November 27, 2011

Cybercom 

A homosexual male who participates in the anal penetration of one thousand or more other males.

Hey, Cybercome is on the loose! Cover your assholes!!!!

Cybercom by Anonymous October 24, 2003

cybercunt 

A ditzy underage female that loves to hang out in chatrooms and give her personal information out openly to strangers. (I.E. Phone Number, IP Address)

"This dumbass cybercunt just posted her IP openly in the main chat window! Time to hack this bitch!"

cybercunt by Doug Dark August 3, 2005

CyberCurmudgeon 

Hyper-opinionated computer user and technical writer David Citron, who complains to anyone who will listen about how bad Microsoft products are and yearns for the good old uncomplicated days of DOS and OS/2. Author of the CyberCurmudgeon Column.

You could tell David was The CyberCurmudgeon by the obscure software he uses.

CyberCurmudgeon by Media Bias Web Site February 12, 2004

cyberscreeninsert syndrome 

A Special Disorder Where Teenage Boys Find It Compulsive To Turn Everything Said On Messenger Into A Sexual Reference.

It Is Of My Understanding That People Names Connor Are Particularly Good At This.

'-insert what i meant here-'

'i'd rather insert my penis'

'dude you have cyberscreeninsert syndrome'

cyberscreeninsert syndrome by hydrosander August 30, 2009