canker

A painful white, or sometimes red bump in your mouth. You might get them on the inside of your lips, the inside of your cheeks, or anywhere in your gums. They're normally caused by putting something dirty in your mouth, such as keys, or simply putting money in your mouth (nickles, quaters, dimes etc.) or even not washing your fruits! These things usally last for 1 or 2 weeks. It heals better if you don't put any treatment on it. But try advil to reduce the pain.

Oh damn, i shouldnt've eaten that un-washed apple! I think i got a canker.

by charlotte45 December 31, 2006

Booty Canker

A gangrenous or ulcerous sore, generally found in the mouth. When eating copious amount of salt and vinegar chips it has been found to cause cankers in the entrance mouth and exit booty.

I have to sit on an O-ring, I ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips and my booty cankers are killing me!

by Dispatch Diva May 7, 2011

Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

chanker

Any type of penis sore or blister which is caused by an STD.

I knew I had herpes when I found a chanker on my dick.

Why do you keep scratching your crotch? Do you have chankers?

by El Tonico July 4, 2005

chanker

derogatory name for a person of Asian descent; Derived from the term "chink".

chankers be havin dem slanty eyes.

chankers cant drive cause their eyes are all squinty and they always be eatin dat cat and rice.

by marque June 19, 2007

clankers

Particularly large, dangly, bulbous or otherwise conspicuous testicles. Also used as an expression of greatness.

Look at the clankers on that Rabbit.

That film was the rabbit's clankers.

by Sharon Millership March 16, 2005

Crankerspuss

Crankerspuss

crankers·puss
n.

A person who is currently upset and inconsolable. Also a sour disposition in general. The root word is Cranky, combined with puss meaning face. This term means literally the a person has an upset facial expression, but can be used to describe a variety of sour moods.

· "What is wrong with ol'Crankerspuss over there?"

· "You have an expression of crankiness all over your puss. You sir, are a crankerspuss."

by Anastasia Beaverhausen January 15, 2008