culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008

Cucina italiana

L'arte di cucinare propria della penisola italiana, comprende piatti famosi in tutto il mondo (pasta e derivati, pizza ecc.). È copiata con disperato furore all'estero, con risultati per lo più ridicoli.

"Di nuovo pasta col ketchup!! Mai uno che conosca la cucina italiana"

"Ehi l'altro giorno ho rimorchiato Elena dopo aver cucinato per lei" " La cosa non mi stupisce, del resto quel piatto di amatriciana è autentica CUCINA ITALIANA"

by p993 October 22, 2013

cuzinator

extension on the word cuz meaning cousin, used as a term of endearment towards a friend or partner

cuzinator!, whats happening

we goin to kfc, what you sayin cuzinator?

by The Anon November 12, 2010

culinarista

a person who loves culinary delights, by like a barista prefers to create delights rather just consume them.

Jaimie is such a culinarista these days. He's doing "come dine with me" at his place this Friday.

She's not just a cook but a culinarista because she uses the secret ingredient of passion every time she 'plates up'.

by jersee April 1, 2011

Culinartist

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.

Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist

by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

catinatux

Catinatux is a parental figure with 50+ children as a single parent and 2 gremlin children. They're known for drinking forbidden cranberry juice aka, wine.

Didnt you hear? Catinatux is getting milk for the week!

by Snowolfpup04 August 11, 2021

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010