carlphobia

I hate sex

I hate people named Carl and sex. I am blessed with Carlphobia. I will die in 6 weeks.

by master of carlphobia October 6, 2021

Canaphobia

When one is afraid of cans and cannot stand to be near a simple soda can.

Matt: Hey Zack want a coca cola.
Zack: Sure, but can i have it in a glass.
Matt: Sure, why?
Zack: Because I have canaphobia.

by hahazack321 August 27, 2013

Cartaphobia

The fear of or feeling of discomfort when around shopping carts.

Person one: working as cart retrieval for a while now I think I have developed a fear of shopping carts.
Person two: what like Cartaphobia?

by Lueyroth June 7, 2014

Ceraphobia

Fear of Micheal Cera.

"Bro that Barbie movie gave me mad Ceraphobia!"

by chicken butt 42069 July 10, 2024

Cucuphobia

The fear of cucumbers.

“Cucumbers really do terrify me! I was diagnosed with cucuphobia!”

by Qweeere June 11, 2018

Curkophobia

Getting afraid by being messaged by Cvetka.

Good example of curkophobia:
Cvetka: Hi!
Me: *internal screaming*

by Svetko November 20, 2019

Copraphobia

An irrational fear of feces.

Jim's copraphobia is becoming seriously debilitating. He's afraid of all sorts of shit.

by Boloniano May 23, 2020