ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

Cuntraption

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.

"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."

by Plank0k March 18, 2010

Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.

Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.

by berryfrusion June 14, 2009

mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020

Counteraction

The purchasing of plant-like medicine from your local pharmacy with no prescription.

I went a saw "AJ" to make a purchase, and we had a overall clean counteraction.

by Spyda-Man April 21, 2010

triple contraction

a contraction that consists of three different words. Contractions are a combination of multiple words that are put together with apostrophes. But there is a difference between contractions and triple contractions.

regular contraction: don't (do not)
triple contraction: couldn't've (could not have)

(ex for reg.) : Don't do that (do not do that)
(ex for triple) : You couldn't've done that (you could not have done that)

by Jamesie5000 August 25, 2014