centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.

Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?

by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021

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human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube June 25, 2016

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Thailand Human Centipede

It’s when some Italian dynamite chick eats mushrooms of your dick while you’re smoking a joint, while your best mate eats mushrooms out of her asscrack

“Maaaaan, i got so fucked up last night, I Thailand human centipeded this Italian chick and my best friend

by SergeantS April 26, 2023

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CuntPed

Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves

Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?

by JSYPlum February 27, 2011

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Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.

"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"

by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019

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Refers to someone who is obsessed with the modern horror classic The Human Centipede. A Centipedophile can often be found watching the mouth-to-anus masterpiece in the early hours of the morning, trying to organise group screenings at the end of parties, or making The Human Centipede-themed jokes at highly inappropriate moments.

Yorick: Shall we watch a Human Centipede again tonight?

Horatio: That’s the third time this week, you Centipedophile!

by centipedophile November 3, 2014

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