cunch of bunts

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more

"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."

by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.

Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.

by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

cunch line

When the person your talking to is making you too mad to think so after say your closing line you deliver a powerful punch to the cunt and walk away.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.

Bryan: Do we shower after PE?

Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.

Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.

Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.

*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*

by 724983 September 7, 2009

CUNCH

A COUCH THAT REMINDS ME OF YOUR MOTHER!!!

I visited the antique furniture store today & i came across a beautiful cunch that reminded me of your mother.

by SQUIRRELED333 March 28, 2023

Cunch

A shortened version of Cunt Punch.

The state rep from Georgia is so ignorant, she needs a cunch.

by TJZD February 7, 2023

Cunch

To keel over from an anaphylactic reaction from a chair.

I was cunched over hard last night after eating a peanut.

by chris117 April 13, 2023

Cunch

The act of aggressively slamming the abdomen against a person, or object and crush it with the ab muscles. Whether that be using the abs themselves, or through other means if pressure.

"The body builder cunched the man's head"

by SFAntasy January 17, 2022