by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021

When the person your talking to is making you too mad to think so after say your closing line you deliver a powerful punch to the cunt and walk away.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.
The term also has roots from the term punch line due to the fact that they both end conversations on high notes for the speaker.
Bryan: Do we shower after PE?
Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.
Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.
Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.
*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*
Jacob: I don't know, we'll see.
Chris: Huh, Jacob, I hope my size doesn't affect our friendship.
Jacob: No dude, I won't laugh at you.
*Chris loses douchebag grin and just before he tries to say some gay remark Jacob delivers a devistating blow to the cunt hence the term cunch line*
by 724983 September 7, 2009

by Gilganutz May 27, 2021

The act of aggressively slamming the abdomen against a person, or object and crush it with the ab muscles. Whether that be using the abs themselves, or through other means if pressure.
by SFAntasy January 17, 2022

A shortened version of Cunt Punch.
by TJZD February 7, 2023

Me: STOP... Or I'll cunch you
by 8052cunch_frog February 16, 2022
