cumbuckwizzler

somebody who is so annoying/beats off on the carpet so much that you have to lock him in a cage and beat off on him until he's sufficiently housebroken.

Chris, you are such a fucking cumbuckwizzler. I'm gonna lock you in a cage and put my sperm in your hair until you're better.

by dj discharge November 21, 2006

cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.

After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.

by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009

cumductor

A processional leader of cum/spooge/spaff/jizz/mangoo/ball_juice

Man, that guy just played an awesome cumductor over her face!

by notovr November 23, 2016

cumbucket

The vagina

I rammed my manmeat deep inside her cumbucket.

by Pedro May 9, 2004

Cumbucket

a bucket or pail, in which men ejaculate into. Usually used for circle jerks.

Hey Donavan, pass the Cumbucket, i gotta blow my load!!

by Jacob Golden January 13, 2008

Cumbucket

1) By definition it is any such receptacle that can in any possible manner contain cum.

2) Any person that by their actions show that they should have cum deposited in them irrespective of sex.

3) Stupid cocksucking irritating asshole faggot fucks, who are a (UK)shower of cunts.

That stank ass hoe is a fucking cumbucket.

That cumbucket robbed his mom and fucked his sisters boyfriend too!!

Why you gotta be such a cumbucket?

by DonMetalface May 7, 2009