Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010

Cubicle Farm

a mass expanse of modular office furniture (a.k.a. cubicles)

In a spiteful mood, Fred went crop dusting through the cubicle farm.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

cubicle

A place of pain and suffering for someone else's gain.

If you stay in this cubicle for 40 hours a week for the rest of your life, you may earn a profit.

by Jimmy the dealer June 11, 2010

cubihell

The place where you perform wage slavery.

Simon would have loved to come on the free love picnic, but since it was scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, he was stuck working on a spreadsheet in cubihell.

by Arjunanatha February 18, 2009

cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.

I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.

by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016

Cubicle Coven

The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.

Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.

by Yes-Imntworthy July 9, 2010

cubicle

A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.

Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:

1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.

Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."

by semipunk93 May 14, 2011