Cucumber

It's basically a dildo. Also a vegetable.

This bitch stuck a Cucumber up Scotts asshole!!

by julianisnotgay September 18, 2019

cucumber

Masturbation, Jacking off, Touching oneself for pleasure, Inserting (a) finger/s in your pussy/ass, Playing with yo' self, Massaging your tits/pussy.

When did you last cucumber?
She cucumbers.
Yo, dude! Watch this, it makes you want to cucumber.

by mamamamamma May 23, 2008

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018