Crysler

A car brand that's so crappy that you bawl and blubber anytime you try to operate or repair one of their vehicles.

If Lee Eyeapoka truly did "stand behind every car that Crysler produced" (this joke was from an old "Family Circus" cartoon; when the salesman tells the mom and dad this statement, all the children run back behind the mini-van to see if the CEO is standing back there), how come he didn't get run over when a transmission failed and caused the car to go into reverse by accident?

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

Crysleyni

A shy girl when you see her but really sweet when u meet her. She’s really passionate about anything she does but doesn’t take pride in most of her decisions. Overall she’s a really kind and caring person and is always there when u need to vent.

Friend: Go say hi to him.
Crysleyni: Idk he’s busy...
Friend: No he’s not he’s sitting down.
Crysleyni: I have to pee!

by UrBo0gotJatty July 9, 2018

crysterbation

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

by jarnzy November 29, 2010

crystelle

Crystelle Wehbe is just one ordinary person trying to find love. He personality is open ended and is one way to make others laugh. Crystelle is often afraid of birds. Especially when she walks outside to do laundry and sees a couple of birds.

She is such a Crystelle Wehbe

by Iamjoseph April 27, 2017

Crystyle

If you havent heard of her you will soon one of the hottest female rappers to grace the music industry. Not like your average female rapper she is known for her skills. Her stage presence is emaculent and like no other. Crystyle is an inspiration to many and surely one of the best kept secrets in Texas. Although she is mixed her southern style will intoxicate you. She is a solo artist although she works with a partner in crime TeQuilla another female rapper the two together makes an unstoppable force.

Crystyle & TeQuilla are two of the hottest thangs smokin in Texas.

Crystyle has a great personality.

I love to here Crystyle's music she is so hot!

by LadiBug August 21, 2006

Crustlesprout

The sprouts growing off of some 1s anal crust

You have crustlesprouts

by Sexual_old_paki March 13, 2003

Jesus Chrystler

When Chrysler keeps asking for money and you want to express it by blasphemizing the Christian figure Jesus Christ.

It's an exclamatory statement used specifically for when Chrysler does something wrong.

Blair: (reading from article) Chrysler has asked for another $5 billion for the bale out to be a success.

Wood: Jesus Chrystler!

by Jefbag October 3, 2009