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Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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Cristina

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Crystin

Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.
I am hangin with Crystin tonight.
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Cristinaitis

Being so completely obsessed with the most beautiful girl in the world that she consumes all of your thoughts.
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Chrystina

I don't know if you know this, but they're kind of big deals, people know them.
They're loyal, trustworthy, hilarious, and the shit. They've got every reason to feel like they're that bitch.

Because to be honest, DAMN they're a sexy bitch! They've got a big ego and the moves and looks to back it up.
You are so chrystina! Chrystina it up!
by niickel06 February 3, 2010
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pro-crastinating

Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.
David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!
by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008
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proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
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