cunted

extremely alcoholised: regrettably.

(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"

by james November 15, 2003

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

crunked out

1. extremely crunk; very crazy and drunk.
see shawnna and sofi

when shawnna and sofi hit da party its gonna get crunked out!

by A Bayy Bay January 25, 2008

Cunted in the Mouth

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.

1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.

by The Circle April 6, 2005

crunked

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth

trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11

by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006

Cunted

Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.

Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.

by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011

Cuntedness

The quality or state of being a cunt.

Moley: "You really are a FILTHY. CUNT"
Garbs: "I am a FILTHY. CUNT. Your fault, you bring it out in me!"
Moley: "You bring your filthy cuntedness out of yourself".

by IAHryan December 18, 2010