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The Crunch

when you're SO drunk that you pass out, throw up and generally get yourself into a mess. This is called going to the crunch. The crunch is the imaginary place where all this stuff happens.
dude, clare was so wasted last night, she got a one way tiket to the crunch
by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007
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Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.
My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!
by supermomof5 April 23, 2011
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Crunch

John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.
by QuackyCube December 15, 2022
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Crunch

Adjective describing something mmm mmm delicious like a chip or granola bar or something rancid rotten and a flop there is no in-between and it all depends on context clues. One might assume the term especially when referring to food means something is crunchy, however any good food can be crunch regardless of texture. This being the case crunch's etymological origins are unclear: It could be related to food texture, visual appearance, or similar slang term crunchy.

This term is often used within queer communities which may have been where the term originated from culturally.
In her 2016 single Puppet Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 said "Look at that mug go crunch,crunch, crunch" while this

effectively utilizes the term it doesn't explain it to a casual audience. On the genius lyrics page for this song Trey McGee explains:
"This is believed to be a reference to a joke made by Drag Race season 5 winner, Jinkx Monsoon, towards fellow contestant, Roxxxy Andrews.In a previous runway challenge, the judges had compared Roxxxy’s body to peanut butter. Jinkx, referring to the unsightly texture and cakeiness of Roxxxy’s face, compared her mug to crunchy peanut butter"
Damn that mug is crunch. /negative
These eggs are crunch as fuck. /positive
by QueerCodedCowboy December 21, 2021
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Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.
I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.
by LucasTheMucas July 19, 2017
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The Crunch

A sex move where someone shoves their head up their partners ass, then thrashes their head against the wall, crushing their partners pelvis.
"Hey girl, wanna do The Crunch?"
by Hospital Bandit April 2, 2016
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Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk
Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.
by jrm369 May 11, 2010
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