Tea and crumpets

Code word for having sex while you are on the phone and your mom is in the room.

Larry and I had tea and crumpets last night in an ally way

by Jessica S. March 27, 2003

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Tea and Crumpets

1. A phrase often used by homosexual British to refer to leisure activity.

2. A phrase used by homosexual British to refer to anal sex.

Me and Cumberbatch are going for tea and crumpets.

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015