that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom June 01, 2004

that's just the way the cookie crumbles

that's life...and life sometimes sucks...

that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...

by Andrew May August 10, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

thats just how the cookies crumble

A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.

Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.

by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 23, 2020