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Horology connoisseur

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A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.
Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *
by toldyou55 October 18, 2017
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Shit Game Connoisseur

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Shit Game Connoisseur is the term used for someone who willingly buys into pre alpha game releases, early access games and has a forthright willingness to play games that are shit or are highly likely to stay in development hell, they're very very not risk adverse when it comes to purchasing games.
I identify as a shit game connoisseur, therefore i am, Shakespeare backs me up on this one.
by Thunderpain December 8, 2020
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Meat connoisseur

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Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.
I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .
by Thomas broadway April 6, 2017
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Youth Connoisseur

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An individual who enjoys the company of more youthful persons.
Im not a pervert Im a Youth Connoisseur!
by Daddy Cool 250 September 29, 2010
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Someone really good at their sexual escapades. Also a slut or skank.

One who is worthy of a "friend with benefits" title.
Ethan, in his many spectacular encounters with the opposite sex, had become somewhat of a sex connoisseur.
by Karina_bobina January 13, 2009
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Skin Flute Connoisseur

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A person who knows all about dick such as how to suck on them, how to handle the gag reflect, and swallow the hot cream load and tell you what you ate for dinner last night.
My chick busted my nut in 3 minutes, and knew I ate bananas last night. She's definitely a skin flute connoisseur
by Rico from East Los October 20, 2010
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Chicken connoisseur

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The Chicken Connoisseur is a food critic for mandem who care to know what the finest chicken restaurants in London are and where to find them. And a crep fie.
by lazynoc44 May 17, 2017
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