Criphy Juice

The mix of Crunk and Hyphy.Made by the bay area oaktown artist, "Keak Da Sneak". Keak Da Sneak says it in his song "That Go".

Keak: "Crunk mixed wit hyphy call it criphy juice in da trunk mayne!"

by BayAreaGamer April 4, 2007

Crippin

Gettin' yo ass beat at Crib and Pool so bad you be trippin'

Always crying Crippin

Last night at Josh's, he took a crippin from all the fellas. Was a sad sight.

by Santa all night long October 5, 2023

cash point cripple

An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.

Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser

by janeizgood March 13, 2008

Crimping

Crimping refers to a fictional type of song which usually contains no particular musical element but is instead sung acapella, does not follow any single tune and contains surreal lyrics that often make little sense. Other common characteristics of crimping are unusual subject matter such as soup or jackets, repetition of vocal lines and dance gestures to accompany the songs. The style is reminiscent of scat singing.

Crimping originated in the British BBC Three series The Mighty Boosh where the two main characters, Howard Moon (Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Noel Fielding) sing a song with each other, often for nostalgic purposes. The most obvious of these is "The Soup Song", with "Calm A Llama Down" and "Jean-Claude Jaquettie" also being prominent examples.

These small tunes were not known as crimping until the third episode of the third series, "The Power of the Crimp", in which the main characters stage a "crimp-off" against their doppelgänger rivals, The Flighty Zeus. The match culminates in a four-way crimp to which both Bollo and Naboo contribute.

The best example of crimping is the famous Four Way Crimp:

"Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!
I can't understand the things you say.
Chew mouse I love you so,
I took you from the underground and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket
Jean claude jaquette
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!"

by Jos Banham December 30, 2007

Cripple

A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.

Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?

by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006

crimp

The act of making up a random song on the spot and yet being completely in sync with another person or persons.

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt from The Mighty Boosh are the masters of crimp!

by Alex7 February 29, 2008

Cripe-Tight

A racecar, typically a non wing sprint car, that has under steer, or is tight

Tight racecars don't turn when you want them to. Also referred to as "pushing"
It's a common symptom that is easily corrected with mechanical input through various means.

Cripe-tight racecars are built and set up by one certain mechanic that thinks cars should carry the left rear entering the corner and forces the driver to over drive the car and make him uncomfortable.

"Man, did you see Kejon qualify? He was pushing like a dump truck on one end and biked hard on the other end"
"Yeah I did. It was hard to watch. He was CRIPE-TIGHT!"

by Racer271 November 15, 2014