Coochie Critters

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

by L*A*V July 22, 2009

critter shorts

shorts or pants that are from jcrew or polo that have small figures like animals or objects on them. They would have dogs, hula girls, or fish on them.

those pants are cool they have lobsters on them, weren't you the first person in the grade to get those.

by prepitourous maximus April 25, 2005

shitter on that critter

its when a girls ass is really nice and large and round

yo that girl has a shitter on that critter

by brent griffin August 21, 2007

Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

Critterication

Communicating with critters, particularly pets, as if they are small children.
This voice is usually higher pitched and contains a great deal of gibberish.

"Come here Tiger! Mommy is going to work now!! Oooohh Mommy's going to miss her 'yiddle' boy! Yes she is!!"

"Wow Lucy is getting crazy with that critterication! Does she think the dog likes it??"

by Rax1134 October 25, 2009

critter hearted

A SFW headspace where people pretend to be a domestic pet for a short period of time, they often cosplay the animal by putting on ears, a collar and playing the role of the animal by barking, meowing or even mooing and eating the foods the animal would. This is similar to kinning the animal.

''Why were you barking in your room?''

''I'm critter hearted''

by Mariibeary May 14, 2021

Brown Critter

The act of sodomizing another followed by slapping one's feces-covered member against his/her butt cheeks.

"Last night was awesome. I totally gave her a Brown Critter."

by BrownCritters4Life February 16, 2013