Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
by wafflebitch August 13, 2019
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Boy A: Hey dude! Wanna bet with me to make Cristel Joy fall in love with me?
Boy B: Nope. She is gold. She doesn't deserve your garbage ass.
Boy B: Nope. She is gold. She doesn't deserve your garbage ass.
by Aoirella October 14, 2021
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The most AMAZING girl you could ever meet. She is the BEST BESTFRIEND you could possibly want. Any guy will be lucky to have her; although she doesn't know she can have ANY guy she wants. Every guy who turns their back on her will guarantee, the next day will regret losing her. VERY attractive, turns guys on. Cristina, is the type of girl that loves to be wild & free. Cristina doesn't deserve to be treated as "2nd priority". She is very chilled to hang with has an enormous great sense of humour.
Cristina is the most prettiest/amazing/trustworthy/ person you could ever come across .
Cristina is the most prettiest/amazing/trustworthy/ person you could ever come across .
one night after knowing crissy for about 1 and half, a boy popped up and told her how sick and tired he was and couldnt handle it anymore. they stop for awhile until 2 weeks later the same boy popped up and said "Hey beautiful girl. I'm really sorry about Monday and I know I acted like a total deusch :/I didn't mean what i said. U really are special. And it's not till we had an argument that I realised just how much u mean to me. I'm not expecting you to forgive me but I'm hoping you might find it in your heart to forgive me :/ "
This just proves that all guys should think about what they say before they lose one of the most amazing girl anyone could ever know .
Cristina .
This just proves that all guys should think about what they say before they lose one of the most amazing girl anyone could ever know .
Cristina .
by FILOREPRESENT October 1, 2012
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She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
by DARKNESSFALLING May 15, 2006
Get the Cristina Scabbia mug."We christened my back seat last night."
by Nubsy December 13, 2009
Get the Christened mug.Cristel is a very tall girl known to have black hair and has brown eyes. She plays video games and she had at least one boyfriend but she had a lot of crushes. She normally hates vegetables but likes a lot of sugar. She is known to be 5’4 tall and like in town. She can speak more than one language and has a nice smile. She would usually say she’s ugly or fat and that no one likes her but she isn’t ugly or fat, she is beautiful and popular
Cristel is beautiful
by Fiona mayna July 11, 2018
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It's -30 degrees out and there are polar bears, what is he doing going all cristescu? I suppose he will be protected by those massive guns.
by HelloShon October 30, 2008
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