Crispy

When someone is overly salty to the point that they get crisp on the outside.

Jon “did you hear that Ben kissed yo girl”
Mark “oh hell na, I’m so crispy at ben”

Crispy by rpetersen January 13, 2019

Crispy

Means u need mostirising cream

Ur so crispy!

Crispy by Lucy1255 May 6, 2019

Crispy

When someone is being unnecessarily rude or extra or salty

Ugh Ephraim you're being so crispy, shut up

Crispy by Rebecca wein July 22, 2019

Crispy

90s Glaswegian slang for homosexual. poofter poof knob-jockeybuftyarse-bandit.

You wannae what? F*ck off you crispy motherf*cker!!!!

Crispy by Gargle the buckey April 25, 2020

crispy

When something is super cool. Or if someone is looking super hot. Or if something super cool happens. Or when you're feeling a nice high. Or if you're just in a generally good place, like in a good mood and things are going swimmingly. It's like a way of life.

Ohhhhh, I'm so crispy right now. I'm feeling so crispilicious. Crispier than a crisp.

crispy by original Killjoys May 22, 2009

Crispy

To feel crispy is to feel that feeling when you know you have fucked up or otherwise embarassed yourself. It is not embarassment because it does not have to be something that others would find embarassing. Crispiness is someting only you can feel. You cannot say that someone who has fucked up is feeling crispy unless he tells you that he feels crispy. This definition may only be relevant in Douglasville. Also has nothing to do with dubstep remixes. That would be Chrispy.

*Drops a plate of food.*
"Ahh, I'm feeling a little crispy."

*Makes a 45 on a test.*
"Ahh, I'm feeling pretty crispy."

Crispy by ImpellerWedge October 30, 2011

crispy

noun;overly tan person.Usually also has bleach fried hair and fried brain.As well as fake body parts.

A stupid crispy just hit my car while talking on her cell phone.
or
Haha! That crispy has Melanoma

crispy by Juliette Laurent December 31, 2008