crapitalism

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.

Smash crapitalism!

by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004

Crepitate

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.

EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!

by Ninde February 8, 2005

crimitees

use in place of 'unbelievable!'

Wycombe, UK

"I hear Chris Szczurowski got kicked in the nads by the East Wycombe boys"
"...crimitees"

"I lost a penny"
"...crimitees"

"man, I'm sorry, I was aiming for Andy B but shot your dog"
"...crimitees"

by Chad Phoenix July 12, 2004

Crepitate

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.

My Rice Krispies crepitate every morning.

by gofishgo January 18, 2007

cripingtons

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

Crikits Frogs

when somebody says a joke that is not funny. used to substitute crikit noises

LAMAR-yo mamma so fat shes over weight.

PAUL-CRIKITS FROGS!!

by MR. 99 go dumness December 2, 2007

crixit

A magical, mythical moment in which you realize you are at one with the world and it feels like there is a party inside your heart and everyone is invited.

"Yeah so I was walking down the street and then suddenly I had a crixit"
"Neato!"

by crixit January 1, 2010