cretin

an idiot. someone who cannot do even the simplest tasks right. No one likes the cretin, and is usually hated by most people for screwing up important stuff.

Comes from Romanian, "Cretin", which means idiot.

That cretin forgot to bring the basketball, again. What a complete idiot.

by Vlad Dracula February 27, 2010

Cretin

A person who's too narrow minded and retarded to expand their experience beyond their own perceptions-Usually used to describe people who spend hours playing First Person Shooter Games like Call of Duty or Halo but dont have the brains to play games like Final Fantasy or any multitude of excellent JRPG or far superior Japanese games.

Cretin one: "slobbers"I just got a killstreak in Halo Reacharound!
Cretin two:"Drools and spittle flies forth from his gaping maw"oh yea I just prestiged for the 30th time in Black ops!

Worldy gamer who plays more than shooters:What a bunch of Cretins ..

by The one who lies January 11, 2011

cretin

Someone of the lowest possible intelligence level. Someone with an IQ of 10. At the most. Many cretins behave like veggies and can only be taught to piss themselves.

That guy's brain never fully developed past the third week of gestation and he is now a cretin.

by Big Lee April 16, 2006

cretin

A obese mentally handycaped person. A person with such a retardation that they will not be able to burn of foods that have been fed to them. A real good old-fashioned insult use it well.

look at that fat dribling fuck over there a true cretin.

by Phil Whitham February 25, 2008

cretin

A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com

(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.

by Tommyhaych March 1, 2005

Cretin

Thug wannabe adolescents that present obvious stunted growth (short height, mental handicaps) from a likely deficient diet and improper mannerisms such as name calling once a safe distance away from the target.

I cretin might say:

Yo, this 50 cent is da bomb. I'm gonna go skateboard back to my crib, make a bowl of Trix cereal, and listen to dis. Hey, somebody yell "faggot" at that guy we walked past 500 yards ago.

by Nomad78 March 24, 2010

Cretin

1. a person who has retarded mental and physical growth.

2. an insult for somebody who acts like a douche

1. hey! look at that guy over there! he can't run, what a cretin

2. uh! tammy is such a cretin!

by thelegend1234567 October 22, 2010