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creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea
Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing
by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021
mugGet the creatine cannonmug.

creatine rat

a meathead who cant go about their day until they snort their 5g of creatine
Rat: man im feeling so damn itchy today
Friend: Take your white powder then you fucking creatine rat
mugGet the creatine ratmug.
i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.
sigh
1 Level 5 Gyatt: Big ass

2 Rizz: Flirting, seducing

3 Livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk:

A Baby Gronk, 10-year-old football "prodigy"

B Livvy Dunne: Olivia Dunne, member of LSU tigers

C A video h00pify where he says Livvy "rizzed" Baby Gronk and

convinced him to commit to LSU

4 Ice Spice: Female rapper

5 What the dog doin: A vine where guys grab into a cup of mints,

suddenly a dog's paw appears: one says the phrase

6 Skibidi Toilet in real life:

A Skibidi Toilet: Series where toilets with heads attack,

sing Dom Dom Yes Yes by Biser King

B In real life: Content where people recreate fictional things

7 Only in Ohio: Bizarre things said to happen in Ohio

8 We go jim: Phrase by Lexx Little, fitness bodybuilding YouTuber

who shouted it during his training in a video

9 Zyzz: Aziz, bodybuilder who went by Zyzz, used as a name

for the bodybuilding lifestyle

10 Creatine: Substance in muscles producing energy

11 Alpha: Person, usually male, believes they're a "leader/superior"

like an alpha of a wolf pack

12 Sigma: Person, usually male, doesn't conform to social norms,

lone wolf, successful, hated for usually being sexist

13 Cuh dey boad: Ohmontaine's "cause they bored"

in his rap song replying to haters

14 A phrase said by content creator Mr Big Chops
A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
B: what the fuck, take your medication
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug.

Creatine

What beginners in the gym think is a good supplement.
Dude 1: hey you take anything?

Dude 2: yeah creatine bro
Dude 1: brooo you’re a beginner
by Kristen’sadmirer October 30, 2019
mugGet the Creatinemug.
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug.

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