Cranos

How global warming fucking exists. A type of species that roam the land with coconut looking spikey hair.

Pat: yo I’ve seen cranos today in school
Jack: face explodes into a million pieces and carcass disappears

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Crapolla

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

by Stephanie K October 25, 2006

Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

Crapon

Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.

Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope

by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016

crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

Corazon de melon

A Mexican nickname used for love and endearment to refer to a significant other or partner. In English meaning “heart of melon” being the sweetest part of a melon. Altogether referring to someone as sweet.

That boy/girl right there is my Corazon de melon.

Mi amor, mi Alma, Corazon de melon...

by Kawama May 18, 2021