Crayola Factory

A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch.

guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"

guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??"

guy 1 "yes :("

guy 2 "*sighs*"

by ZZthompson February 7, 2010

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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.

Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."

by SoBoard September 11, 2013

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crayola queen

Someone who wears so much make up, it makes them look like that they just rubbed a whole packet of crayons on their face. Normally this is for a girl, hence the Crayola 'Queen'

Check out how much make-up that Crayola Queen is wearing....

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Look at that Crayola Queen!!

by jsjbshsjbdjwibdbfnsjshsjskdhjw September 14, 2013

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