craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.

"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"

by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006

Craven Morehead

Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.

Craven Morehead, hello good fellow. I believe I buggered you at Groton.

by Patrick Bateman October 4, 2003

David Craven

The only wigger that didn't come from the suburbs and black people like him. And he's crazy. (uses the word beer a lot)

"Oh My God, run it's David Craven he's gonna kill us"

by David Craven December 24, 2007

Zac Craven

Zac Craven can beat queen creeks girls basket ball team.
Big Fella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Craven Aid.

Zac Craven can kick the queen creek girls basketball team. hahahaha. Craven aid.

by McGiven1680 September 2, 2012

wes craven

(Verb): The act of molesting and mutilating something, mangling it beyond all recognition. An act of the most intense violation, akin to viciously raping someone up the ass with a splintering 2x4 with rusted nails through it, complete with all the mess and blood and semen and feces left behind afterward.

Usually used in relation to the act of writing. (When one writes terribly.)

Used as a verb, as in "I'm going to wes craven that guy!" or "I wes craven-ed that story!"

The American version of Pulse. :'(

by Aeschylus February 12, 2007

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004

west craven high school

a school full of girls who flash there fanny’s to all the lads, most of the lads have dicks about the size of a worm. Bailey armitage the worlds fattest and smallest dick boy goes there. Most of the teachers have some form of dyslexia and most of the students have clap.

err as if you go west craven high school

by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018