O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper 

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

Mad Crapper 

One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.

"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"

Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

Mad Crapper by smooth criminal July 22, 2008

crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

crapper-napper by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

lens crapper by rocky bottom November 23, 2011

that's chappers

1. the quality of being positive in anyway butnever used in exclamation.
2. used in a sarcastic manner.

1. Guy 1: "dude i just got 1000 dollars!!!"

Guy 2: " That's Chappers."

2.Guy 1. : "hey i just had sexual relations with your mom!"

Guy 2. : "that's chappers dude."

that's chappers by Skai76 August 23, 2011

Pot Crapper 

child between the ages of 10 and 13 (male in gender) that ascends to the last possible branch of a tree with the sole purpose of defecating on his peers below.

"wow. he really tried to be a sneaky pot crapper up in that maple tree."

"i'd say. how'd he get up there so fast?"

"he has umbros on..."

Pot Crapper by grimpDOTnet April 20, 2009

crappery 

a slang word for "crap", as would possibly have been used in the early 15th century.

What crappery is this?

crappery by KCTT November 25, 2013