by steve austin July 22, 2004
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Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
by JdeL March 17, 2005
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A desktop or a laptop that has the misfortune to have ads, spyware, nag screens and the like preinstalled by some OEMs
"Wait a second! Popup ads for their partner ISP? I can't use my own ISP? I have to register before I use it? Oh man! It's a craputer!"
by masterjamie December 15, 2008
Get the Craputer mug.A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.
Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.
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Get the crapit mug.Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.
Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.
by Aaryanna July 3, 2006
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