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craigslist job

Simply put, a job that nobody wants. This job could be anything from a bathroom attendant to the camera mans assistant at a shotgun wedding. There is no formal hiring process and the pay is anything but competitive.
*At Shotgun Wedding*
Cam: Do you see that camera mans assistant in the corner drinking free booze? I want that job.

Nate: Nah bro, that’s a Craigslist job.
by cdansk July 23, 2017
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Cragg

Used to describe an individual who is unskinny, annoying, or non-iconic.
Alex: “ugh Noah is such a cragg”

Noah: “I am not you Cragg!”
by Dave Sanchez January 26, 2019
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Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
Leonard is your God now.
by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004
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Crabs Gotta Eat

When the boys are feeling rambunctious.

When the lads are keen for a spot of botha that may endanger the well being of others.
“Dude Chris was so wasted last night he tried to break into the circuit board at the bar.”

“Hey man, Crabs Gotta Eat sometimes.”
by Regis2014 July 9, 2021
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Craigslist Penis Effect

Personal success philosophy based on the observations that

a) any g-rated women-seeking-men Craigslist ad will be met with dozens and dozens of e-mails that are just penis pics, and

b) a "real" email will automatically be better received than the penises.

The wisdom of observation is that a little effort will automatically put you ahead of all the idiots. From personal finance blogger Ramit Sethi.
According to the Craigslist Penis Effect, wearing khakis, not sweatpants, to the fleamarket will make you super stylish by comparison.
by Shanthrax138 February 18, 2010
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craigslist

A terrific community website that started in San Francisco California and is run by a programmer named Craig Newmark. On Craigslist you can find a place to live, sell your car, find a job, rant & rave, find love, or just get laid. Craig has since set up sites for several major cities across the USA and a few major cities around the world.
She arrived in San Francisco, found an apartment on Craigslist, sold her car on Craigslist, found Mr. Right Now a few times on Casual Enconters, and then found love, all on Craigslist.
by I'm Not Craig February 7, 2004
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crabs-in-a-barrel

A syndrome where a group of like situated people hurt those in their community attempting to get ahead.

Often this is applied to people in an impoverished community where one person is starting to get ahead. The collective community becomes jealous or filled with a sense of self-loathing, so they find a way to pull that person back down to the community's level.
When harvesting crab, the crab as a group will pull down any crab that starts to climb out of the barrel in an attempt to be the first out of the barrel that holds them in, hence crabs-in-a-barrel.
by Sole Admiral December 30, 2009
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