Cardonaville

Last stop on the trainwreck express line for teams who are soooooo overrrated, they lose to football teams that are lucky to have enough in their budgets to afford uniforms. Town was named for one Edwin Cardona, the father of all bandwagon jumpers. Legend has it that after losing to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III, coach Don Shula proclaimed "What can I say, we were "Cardona'd". Mike Tyson himself, on losing to Buster Douglas, exclaimed "I don't think I was over confident or took Buster lightly, I just woke up this mornning and had the mark of the "Cardona"; I lost that fight before I even left my house."

Keith Jackson: "Whoa Nelly... I do believe that after losing to Div. II Appalachian State, Michigan has caught the last train to Cardonaville."

by robaphonic September 14, 2007

Caradoc

A fire-breathing dementor that prefers the souls of first-year Gryffindors. In his basement there is a secret passageway to Azkaban. He can drink an entire bottle of firewhiskey and then go into work completely sober. As for the firewhiskey bottle? It ends up being added to the blanket of broken bottles and crushed dreams for which he throws soulless bodies atop.

"Do you think Caradoc uses a simple appearance alteration spell to hide the fact that he is a dementor, or an entire series of them?"

by Mssr Prongs February 8, 2010

chadoon

Contraction of, "Whatcha doin'?" which is short for, "What are you doing?" Takes rapidly spoken English to the next level.

"Hey, bubba, chadoon?"

by J Scott January 30, 2006

cradackled

getting hit very hard or smashed in general, also known as getting cracked/checked. a.k.a "dieseled" "pwned"

dude, fretz just cradackled that kid

by fretz71 August 19, 2009

Crabolocaust

When a group of shore crabs get smashed the fuck up (aka 'tinnied') with a rolling pin.

"Fuck me John boy, if you're gonna eat them crabs you need to tinny them. They look fackin' tasty! It's a bloody crabolocaust, m8!"

by Jew Yoghurt Slinger March 28, 2015

cardoons

The Australian spelling and pronunciation of "Cartoons"

Sitting down watching cardoons with the kids

by iaintginvgyouapseudonym December 5, 2016

chadowkinnie

A fucking weirdo on TikTok that should definitely touch some grass. But a lovely mutual 💞

Omg is that chadowkinnie on TikTok?!
Yeah, he’s very weird…
Omg I wish I had a mutual like that..

by Latinaserena February 26, 2022