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Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.
Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.
by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019
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Wuss crackalakan

when you say WHATS UP to your cool ass mates
Retard 1: Hey bro
Coolio bro: WUSS CRACKALAKAN
by bustynibba June 12, 2018
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Crucial Dimer

This is rough slang from Iowa referring to any girl who is a perfect 10, but who am I kidding Iowa has no hot girls, Corn makes you ugly.
Alex Reid: Duuuuu did you see that Crucial Dimer at Kohls today, she was surrounded by those jank, krusty girls?

Everybody else: What the fuck does that mean????
by Big C-Money January 16, 2011
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cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)
"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."
by grant24 May 15, 2008
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cranialrectumitis

A person suffering from a terminal case of having their head up their ass.
That guy just made the stupidest mistake I've ever seen in my life, he must suffer from cranialrectumitis.
by driz January 27, 2005
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Crackalackin

The lack of having crackers
Mike: Hey Joey, do we have any more crackers?

Joey: Nah man...we crackalackin'
by tubamarine11505 May 28, 2011
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rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass
that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.
by jefbenet November 6, 2003
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