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cracial

the root is a combination of crazy and crucial. also spelled crazul, crayshul, crazo.

acting wild, boisterous and uncontolable. not used for one acting violent.

usually associated with the use of drugs and alcohol.
Rick James gets hella cracial after a night with that one hell of a drug.

Pancho is going cracial!

How did you get so cracial, you didn't even drink that much?
by hymn savvy May 2, 2010
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cranial rectitis

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
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Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other
Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay
by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016
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ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.
President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.
by radfringe December 20, 2008
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Cranialrectalectomy

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.
That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!
by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010
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crucial pull

1.a. Picking up a really hot chick at the bar when you're on a big losing streak

1.b. Getting laid after a long layoff
"bro I totally hooked up with her last night, that was a crucial pull"
by DankJ March 27, 2009
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cranial rectal inversion

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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