national kiss a country boy day

On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does

Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain

by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023

Country boy eddy

Verb; to take a shit at work

“Hey guys I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go take a country boy eddy”

by Morbidleobese December 16, 2021

country boy

kurtis conner

me: "have u listened to blood related by kurtis corner? it's my new bi anthem."
you: "yeah! it's the best song ever! he's such a real country boy."

by only 4,000 squeet!! January 5, 2022

National love country boys day

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.

"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

Country boy

A country boy is the legend of them all, he’s the greatest and he’ll tell you if he thinks something is gay or dumb. Don’t be an idiot don’t leave him and he will always work hard.

That’s a good country boy right there.

by Johndeere32 April 12, 2023

Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.

Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.

by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021

country boying

The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.

Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?

by Elliewaug November 8, 2017