Cunkle

(Cuck + Uncle)
That one uncle you have that lives with you after his divorce and still pays for his ex-wives stuff even though she cheated on him.

Man, I wish my cunkle would get over this and move out so I can play Smash Brothers in the living room again.

by juggsgotya December 7, 2016

Coinklensment

Coinklensment is a word to describe someone as very off or Very strange and Very scarce of their surroundings or being frightened with a super-un-natural feeling and their presence feels Dreadful

Guy: I have a sudden Coinklensment going around me and it feels very unfamiliar.

by A TMR July 6, 2022

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

Chunkle

Quite like a ‘Chuckle’ in laughter, but done by a ‘fat’ person, instead of chuckling, they chunkle.

Rosie O'Donald chunkles at her own jokes.

by laurr_cakes January 4, 2008

conunkles

N.
1. gumption
2. testicles

"It took some serious conunkles, but Frodo finally managed to destroy the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom."

"If you insult my friend again I will kick you in the conunkles. Hard. And in front of people."

by E-Row November 3, 2008