corroner

A mean-natured hobgoblin who sneakily drives around in a huge black station-wagon in the dead of night, and uses his evil acidic breath and piercing death-ray eyes to tarnish and rust (i.e., "corrode") your metal toys that you left scattered in the back yard instead of bringing them back inside in the evening like your mumma and daddy told you to.

Tearful second-grader with a somewhat-outspoken personality: I just don't get it --- during our post-lecture Q&A-session today,, I asked the policeman who had given our class an anti-drug message to arrest the local corroner for making my Tonka toys rusty, but he just smiled tolerantly and turned away without even addressing my request, then calmly asked my other classmates if they had any questions. And yet just moments earlier, the cop had specifically and emphatically stated that he was "our friend", that he "cared deeply about us all", and that we should always talk to him if we had "any information that could help in 'catching the bad guys'" --- well, a huge heapuh good HE seems to be doing, if he didn't even care about or feel inclined to follow up on a hot tip that a student had given him right then and there! Wonder if maybe he himself is actually IN CAHOOTS with the corroner, and so they BOTH had wanted my toys to rust! Well, if that useless unmotivated blue-suit has any kids of his own, I hope that THEIR toys TOTALLY CRUMBLE INTO FLAKY BROWN DUST --- maybe THEN he'll listen to me!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Mt Coronet

the tallest mountain in the sinnoh region. the mountain is considered very holy to the worshippers of arceus.

ima climb Mt Coronet to see spear pillar

by ZACKMAN2007 July 31, 2021

coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.

Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed

by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013

Cottoned

A Japanese car modified by a black person.

Yo dawg, we heard you like red beans with yo rice so we cottoned your Accord so you can rice while you cotton.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

coroneos

The characteristic given to those with an unusually large tendency to hate all races;
One who is racist against all races.
Second most extreme form of racism, next to Holmes (see holmes for definition)

by Nameless Ho June 7, 2003

cottoned up

Worked up, agitated.

Person 1: Hehe, you're a dumbass.
Person 2: What the hell is wrong with you? *punches person 1*
Person 1: It's just my opinion, no need to get cottoned up about it.

by vaccafoeda2 September 1, 2005