conscrewed

Misconstrued in a way that is detrimental to the original intent.

The protesters message was conscrewed because people misunderstood and then were offended.

First usage by Larry Fitzgerald on CNBC squawk box at 8:30am on Friday, February 2nd, 2018.

by cmaker May 4, 2018

The Venetian Corkscrew

Sex move where a guy flips the girl he's fucking from her back (i.e missionary) to her front (i.e. doggy-style) while staying inside her.

Guy 1: Dude, switching positions during sex always takes so long, and it kills the mood!
Guy 2: Nah, man, just use The Venetian Corkscrew on her pussy, and she'll be cumming her ears off in no time.

by Squidslimer October 30, 2020

Russian Corkscrew

Female is hung from the ceiling via rope, then is spun repeatedly until rope is tight. The male lays down under her and releases.

The object is for the female to be spinning on the males penis until satisfaction is reached.

Yo man! maa girl passed out last night we tied that bitch to a rope and Russian Corkscrewed! A twisted way to cum niggah! bitch be barfin

by craigboy94 August 8, 2011

klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

Carolina Corkscrew

When a man or female twist "fists" another human body's anus with such pressure when the person is laying on their back, with their anus in the air.

"Ouch, your fisting my ass too hard, just like a Carolina Corkscrew"

by InSaNeHoLy August 29, 2011

Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 18, 2022

Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.

"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!

by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019