confizzled

1.In shock, confused beyond fatiuge.

Wow im so confizzled rite now Ashley

by ZAK Zac Ashley Katie May 22, 2009

Cojizzle Slap

The art of slapping another man accross their face with your penis. Typically leaves a mushroom shaped welt on your cheek.

The Cojizzle Slapped me with his penis after football practice... That sick son offa bitch.

I wish I could get a Cojizzle Slap to the face, that would be so sexy.

I wanna Cojizzle Slap the Cojizzle and show him who's boss.

by Matt Foley April 1, 2004

crizzle fluffs

instead of cursing around adults against cursing and small children (cuz the adults get mad @ u n the kids just start copying whatever u so so u also get in trouble...)

You just broke your arm: CRIZZLE FLUFFS!!!! THAT REALLT CIZZILLING HURTS!!!!!

My BF just broke up with me and this whole time he's been crizzle fluffin my friends!!!!!!

by girlaqua3000000 June 4, 2009

Crizzler head

Another name for a crack head. A way of saying someone's a crack head without making others aware of what your saying. Commonly used on bus or subway. A way of talking about a crack head in your presence without letting them know your talking about them.

I just caught that crizzler head Debbie trying to steal the aluminum siding off my neighbors house. Damn crizzler head needs to quit being so lazy.

by HewGrection May 24, 2013

crizzle

an extremely intelligent and stout individual. one who doesn't care who they piss off because there is virtually no competition for an individual like this. a crizzle is a role model for the geeks in high school... in short... a crizzle is a bad ass!!!!

gee... i wish i could be like crizzle...
Those crizzles are so awesome...
hey did you hear... John Mcgee just got an ass whippin' from crizzle!

by crizzle & the boys September 9, 2004

crizzle tizzle

verb- to relieve oneself

Yo, I just crizzle tizzled up in this nizzle bizzle- ya heard?

by Your mom May 11, 2003

Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.

Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context

by hesgettingsome December 7, 2009