Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.

Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.

by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012

CoonerBerry

Someone who is giving grief to others for no reason.

“This CoonerBerry had just killed me 5 times now...”

by Scarlet Fighter March 27, 2019

Sean Connery

Possibly the sexiest man over the age of 55.

Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.

by fly 6966 January 20, 2006

Sean Connery

While smoking a joint or bowl of marijuana, if someone says the phrase "Sean Connery says schmoke it" (in his accent of course) then the amount that is left must be finished by those who participated when the joint or bowl was lit. This is referred to as "calling Sean Connery." This term is classically used only once per day among a group.

Travvy: Maaaaan...... I'm too baked, i'm done.
Timmy: "Sean Connery says schmoke it"
Travvy: Well, you've got to obey the Sean, hand it back.

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

sean connery

1. cool
2. cool
3. sexy
4. cool
5. james bond
6. fill in blank

"your mother'sh a whoore"

by F yee April 8, 2003

Sean Connery

1). The only man in the world who can play and speak Mexican, Russian, Lithuanian, Swedish, Italian, African, French Canadian, Indian, or Irish person and still maintain a Scottish accent.
2). Man who pronounces s's with an sh

1). Go watch The Hunt for Red October. It has Sean Connery in it
2). "Give me that shpoon there son. Sean Connery needs it for shoup

by newschoolers.com January 2, 2008