Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon”

by 2stix March 2, 2019

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019

Cooning

Someone who quickly jumps in a trade (stocks or crypto) and jumps out after a quick profit.

Today I'll be cooning bitcoin. Easy money.

by TheMoneyFlipper January 3, 2021

CoonFinger

A guy with an oversized forehead that will not relinquish any information pertaining to performance of a job. Always has to have his fingers in everything and slow down everything.

My co-worker is coonfingerin’ again, and he likes craft beer.

by Teaspoon6969 March 30, 2021

Cooning

Candice Owens. Stephen on Django. African American Republicans are all definitions of cooning. Lets us not forget Herschel Walker.

Man...did you hear Candice Owens cooning again. She must have Stockholm syndrome.

by OG Bobby Johnson's Johnson March 15, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023