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conVick

A quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons who is always getting in trouble.
He is acting like a thug and an overpaid Quarterback conVick.
by hotplate June 26, 2007
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coonvict

a nigger in jail - so insted of convict...
its coonvict :)
Nigger in jail = coonvict
White dude in jail = convict
simple
by Barrythebaptist2 February 13, 2012
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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dutch convection oven

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
by Zach Walker September 3, 2006
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Convisted

When a person of the same gender absolutely fucks the cum out of you on easter. They would fuck you for some easter eggs. Then use your nut to spawn the easter bunny. After the that the person that was fuck will start to beat off on the bunnies face. Then you have to make him choke on it
Man 1: Hey bro i can’t wait to get convisted on easter.
Man 2: Same i can’t wait to see all that cum on the easter bunny!!
by Booty Eatin Bandit October 14, 2020
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conviction

Belief that one would die for.
by larstait October 16, 2003
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convection oven

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
by cluf February 23, 2010
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