Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

Convenience store

Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.

I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.

by BIGRob19 January 3, 2017

Convergence

When two anal gas excretions are mixed together to make one smell so horrible that it causes someone to pass out.

After Tom and Bill get done saddlebacking each other for hours on end, they like to end their romantic session by creating a big convergence for themselves from their newly stretched anal parts. Then they hold and caress each other softly while they slowly drift off to sleep.

by RockaRolla20 May 27, 2009

gosal convenience store

A small corner shop where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alcohol, takeaway or curry

I went to the gosal convenience store where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and it probably stinks of alchohol, takeaway or curry.

by Tomthetatman November 14, 2020

CONvergence

A totally rockin' sci-fi/fantasy convention help in Minneapolis on the 4th of July weekend every year. The sexiest con ever.

I am always way sexy at CONvergence!

by Puddin' Tain July 7, 2003

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.

"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"

by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015