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Orgy/Vomit Conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.
by teeveeglare May 19, 2008
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Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.
"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."
by homb July 4, 2014
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The Ross Gellar Conundrum

When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.
"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."

"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
by Dr. Walter Fanchy March 7, 2018
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Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.
by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008
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exclamation conundrum

The rule of thumb regarding the amount of exclamation marks that are accepted by society. You are permitted to use one, three, five, seven or more exclamation marks.
Boyfriend texts: Oh my God!!
Girlfriend replies: Dude follow the Exclamation Conundrum!!!!!
by Shadestag October 18, 2013
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Drop a conundrum

Slang for relieving your bowels of a large poo. Used in an environment where saying i gotta crap would be inappropriate.
Tom-"Man be right back"
Matt-"Where are you going?"
Tom-"Just gonna drop a conundrum"
by The spellmaster October 29, 2010
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Woot Conundrum

The time of night when you can't decide if it would be worth it to go to bed or to stay up to see the next day's woot.
Dude #1: Aren't you going to bed yet? It's late and you have a 8am final tomorrow.
Dude #2: Na, I'm waiting for the woot to change!
Dude #1: Gawd, not the dreaded woot conundrum.
by nm3210 April 30, 2011
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