Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.

by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009

Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

by APfromMSP April 30, 2005

Constipation

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.

by Fart Matser August 24, 2003

The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

conspicuous facebooking

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.

Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

by WCvolv April 3, 2010

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

Conslice

A surgically placed strike used in the editing of various texts, it is used to remove excess wording and incorrect grammar in order to make said work more concise

I asked Casey to edit but when I got it back she had consliced it in half yo!

by Kylex723 January 5, 2007