consoled

A form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. Usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. This action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.

Cooper's ribs were very sore after being consoled by Suzy. She's such a prude.

by EL_GOAT July 13, 2017

The Last Great Console

SNES - Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Person 1: Still playing The Last Great Console?
Person 2: Never stopped.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

console kid

When a kid is so obsessed with console games that he refuses to say that many PC games are better and take more skill, even though he knows this is true deep down. He will get into huge arguments and starts name calling when losing the argument and almost always will say that MW2 on console is the best game ever even though any true gamer knows that game is trash (takes no skill, aim-assist galore) and real skilled games are games such as Halo 3 on 360 and CS 1.6, CSS, and COD4 on PC. Console kids do not include Halo 3 MLG pros. Halo 3 MLG Pros are usually highly respected by the PC gaming community and respect PC Pros as well. Console kids are usually the ones that suck at Halo 3, and resort to playing Call of Duty on 360 or PS3 because they could never play a game that takes skill.

console kid: OMG MW2 ON 360 TAKES SO MUCH SKILL MY RETICULE JUST GOT MOVED 12 FEET TO THE RIGHT BY THE COMPUTER TO KILL THAT GUY, IM SOOO PRO!!!
pc kid: Uh nice??? I just watched Team Fnatic win $10,000 Euros in a Pro Tournament on COD4 PC.
console kid: Well MW2 on 360 got dropped from MLG, and COD4 did too...
pc kid: What because MLG only has real games on their pro circuit? nuff said.

by wtflol1 July 24, 2010

Console War

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.

An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"

by Arran January 3, 2005

consoletard

A console fan with limited or no knowledge/interest of games that were released before the current console generation.

Prestigious PC gamer: Fallout is a great game.

Consoletard: Yeah, I love Bethesda games.
Prestigious PC gamer: I meant Fallout 1&2 .
Consoletard: There was a Fallout 2?
Prestigious PC gamer: Fucking consoletard.

by thesisko September 8, 2013

Abyss of Lost Consoles

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

by 0niTTRay March 3, 2004

The Console Fanboy

Console Fanboys, these people are annoying. Console fanboys are arrogant people that will go apesh*t if their favorite gaming system is brought into question. Whether it be the Playstation 2, Gamecube, or X-Box. Each system has its pros and cons, but console fanboys don’t care. For example, if a fanboy is devoted to Sony, he will love every system made by Sony, and hate everything made by competing companies. But the main thing console fanboys are focusing on right now is the next-gen systems. The X-Box 360 is already out, and it is being praised by Microsoft fanboys as being better then the other two next-gen systems, the Playstation 3 and Nintendo Revolution. Even though the PS3 and Revolution are not even out yet. Two things that make console fanboys annoying are: 1) They hate every system other than the one they like, regardless of whether or not they have even played them. 2) They think the next-gen system made by their favorite company will be better than the other next-gen systems, even if they are not out yet and no one can know for sure which is best. Console fanboys will always be close-minded. They will always exist as long as new gaming systems come out.

If you want to see the console fanboy yourself, I suggest going to any forum with a lot of members, and starting a thread asking which gaming system is best. Before you know it, a slew of console fanboys will flood your thread with their comments and flame wars will ensue.

by AngryCat April 20, 2006