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conquistador 

Someone who has many conquests sexually. Someone who has an excessive amount of sexual partners without emotion.
Conquistador #1: man, i hooked up with 3 differnt girls this week!
Conquistador #2: no way!.... i only got 2!
conquistador by kissmekate July 16, 2008

conquistadorgt 

conquistadorgt is a gay guy who enjoys playing an old ass game called GTA V and his hobbies include eating curry, driving a yellow cab and swallowing cum. He plays GTA each day and is currently working on a gay sex mod where every single character in the game is James Charles so he can go bum him in his yellow cab whilst listening to LilNasX Montero(Gay remix) and eating the finest hot spicy curry from India. He studied for his Bachelor of science in gay sex during the years 2004-2022 and his notable awards include the gay sex awards of 2022, he is currently obtaining his PhD in gay sex at Mumbai university where he lives with 10 of his boyfriends in the same dorm in which they have gay sex all day
Damn who’s that gayboy in a yellow cab?

Oh shiiit it’s conquistadorgt

Damn he really is gay af
conquistadorgt by MicrowaveCurry September 1, 2022

internet conquistador 

Someone who tries to be the first person in their social circle to discover and share links, images, articles, etc. from the web, in an attempt to look knowledgeable or cutting-edge.
Steve think he's such an internet conquistador for posting that link to a knitted Darth Vader cat costume on Facebook, but I totally saw it in my Craftzine.com RSS feed last week.
internet conquistador by Adrohn February 28, 2012

Conquistador 

When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.
Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.

Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.
Conquistador by RamZer0 June 2, 2011

conquistador 

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.
Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

conquistador 

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.
Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.
conquistador by Guy April 20, 2004