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contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
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Conor JJ

Conor JJ is someone who is dedicated to a sport , he tends to be tall , mean and lanky , he loves short girls who typically have names like megan or isabel . He is really mean to those who are nice to them like nicoles. He is often wrong. Lots of girls hate him and is most likely a pedophile , he is definitely someone who would want kids after the first date !
"I heard Conor jj and Jean had sex last night !"

"Omg stop ! I heard he was into Megan !"

"Really ?! I heard he liked Isabel"

"Yeah me too ! He is so mean to Nicole though.."
by NotNicolex April 14, 2019
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Friend:Bro Wtf Man you just speeding thrue a red light wtf is wrong with you you gonna get us killed.
ColourBlindFriend:Iam ColourBilnd you think I give a fuck.
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GG the Car Flipped and they went up it fire without the cops getting breaking too much sweat.
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True colours

True colours is a really nice compliment! You usually say it to people who stand out and show there thoughts and feelings! It can also be an insult. You could say to someone that there true colours are showing or shining through. This means they might be pretending to be nice but inside are not!
Positive way : Emily your true colours are showing!
Thank you Kate
Negative way : Draven your true colours are showing I cannot believe you!
I'm so sorry Kate!
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the conjuring

A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids
I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring
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conor oberst

1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.

2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.

3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.
Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?

Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.

Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.
by Emily November 1, 2006
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Colour me

A term that people use to say that they are something.
*”Colour me -ADJECTIVE-“*
“Colour me impressed.” = I’m impressed
by Firefly702 September 25, 2017
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